• Guy: Do you drive?
  • Me: I do not.
  • Guy: How do you get to and from work?
  • Me: I use my feet.
  • Guy:
  • Me:
  • Guy:
  • Me:
  • Guy:
  • Me:
  • Guy: You're gonna get killed by a llama.

andrewgarfieldsbeard:

I like you too.

guys. this is just too much. my heart and my brain are exploding.

(Source: andrewgarfieldconfessionals)

i present to you….an andrew who hasn’t shaved

deerliciouseisenburger:

http://andrewgarfieldsbeard.tumblr.com/

guys. mitch. sent me this link. combination of andrew garfield (my 2nd favourite man) and beards (my 1st favourite thing).

mitch, I love you so much right now.


(Source: lawyerupasshole)


(Source: clexkate)


jedibusiness:

This will be my reaction if I ever meet Lando.

same

laughfever:

My boyfriend is like a bowl of lemons

I don’t have a bowl of lemons


fragileicicle:

Nightwing/Huntress #03

This is why I love Dick Grayson.

totally read that as “you should see me flash.” and well…ya…

at uni, editing a video of a lecture about lightbulbs.

I don’t even…I can’t…no words.

(Source: aeug)


lulz-time:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: money-matrimony)

last night I may or may not have told a guy he should hang out with me because my midichlorian count is high.

(Source: crisisoninfiniteblogs)